Three Little Pigs

Why don’t you sit right back, and I, I may tell you a tale.
A tale of 3 little pigs and a… big… BAD… WOLF!
Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hick,
He spent most of his days just a-dreamin’ of the city,
And then one day, he bought a guitar,
He moved to Hollywood to become a star,
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city,
Built his house outta straw, what a pity,
Then one day, jammin’ on some chords,
Along came the wolf, knockin’ on his door.
”Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
‘Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
”Well, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huffin’ and a-puffin’ and I’ll blow your house in!”
Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stokin’,
Spent most of his days just-a ganja smokin’,
Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ down on Venice Beach,
Gettin’ paid money for religious speech,
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked,
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks,
Then one day he was crankin’ out Bob Marley,
Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley.
”Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
”Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
”Well, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huffin’ and a-puffin’ and I’ll blow your house in!”
Well, the third piggy was a grade A student,
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent,
Earned his Master’s Degree from Harvard College,
Built his house from his architect knowledge,
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills,
Daddy’s rock stardom paid for the bills,
Then one day came the old house masher,
The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher,
”Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
”Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
”Well, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huffin’ and a-puffin’ and I’ll blow your house in!”
Well, the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed all that hecould,
And low and behold the little piggy’s house stood,
”It’s made out of concrete,” the little piggy shouted,
The wolf just frowned as he pouted,
So they called 9-11, like any piggy would,
They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could,
Rambo: “Yo, wolf face, I’m your worst nightmare! Your ass ismine!”
Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see,
And thats the end of story for you and me,
But still give a listen, you just may,
Hear the big wolf and little piggies say,
”Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
”Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
”Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.”
”Well, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huff and puff and blow your house in.
Huffin’ and a-puffin’ and I’ll blow your house in!”
And the moral of the story is that bands with no talent
Can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.

Legalize Já

Legalize Já – Planet Hemp

(Riff Principal)
Digo foda-se as leis e todas regras
Eu não me agrego a nenhuma delas
Me chamam de marginal só por fumar minha erva
Porque isso tanto os interessa
Já está provado cientificamente
O verdadeiro poder , que ela age sobre a mente
Querem nos limitar de ir mais além
É muito fácil criticar sem se informar
Se informe antes de falar e legalize ganja

(Refrão)
Legalize já, legalize já
Porque uma erva natural não pode te prejudicar

(Riff Principal)
O álcool mata bancado pelo código penal
Onde quem fuma maconha é que é marginal
E por que não legalizar ? e por que não legalizar ?
Estão ganhando dinheiro e vendo o povo se matar
Tendo que viver escondido no submundo
Tratado como pilantra, safado, vagabundo
Só por fumar uma erva fumada em todo mundo
É mais que seguro proibir que é um absurdo
Aí provoca um tráfico que te mata em um segundo
A polícia de um lado e o usuário do outro
Eles vivem numa boa e o povo no esgoto
E se diga não às drogas, mas saiba o que está dizendo
Eles põe campanha na tevê e por trás vão te fudendo
Este é o planet hemp alertando pro chegado
Pra você tomar cuidado com os porcos fardados
Não falo por falar eu procuro me informar
É por isso que eu digo legalize ganja
São dez mil anos de uso
sem se quer uma morte
Se me chamar de otario
fala se se fode
PlanetHemp-Usuario-620

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